audio;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Okay, fuck this shit. Ready?

[Mr. Pink, Mr. White, and Mr. Orange are getting up and getting out of a diner after eating lunch and bitching, as usual, about tips, when this starts playing. They are powerwalking out the diner. They are super cool.]

All I'm saying is that white bitches will take almost any shit as long as you say I love you. It's like pressing some magic fucking button.

[PAUSE. Hey, is that Little Green Bag? That's an awesome song!]

Comments

[whitetwoguns]

[Mr. White with glasses on makes a half turn to Pink.]

All you're saying is you don't get how women work at all.

[orangetoughguy]

[Taking a puff of his smoke. Freddy actually has his sunglasses up on his head, pushing his hair back. Yeah.]

Have you tried it?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Have you?

[Yes. Yes he has]

[whitetwoguns]

Tried to give women shit and use I love you as a buffer?

[Excuse him if his tone is pissy because...well, it is. ]

Sure, I done wrong. Plenty. I'm not gonna use it immediately after I say I'm sorry.

[orangetoughguy]

[Meanwhile Freddy just snorts.]

Never had to.

[...He totally means he never had to use I love you to get what he wanted. Nothing more.]

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

You're just asking to be murdered in your sleep or have your dinner poisoned.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I cook my own food. I'm fucking better cook than any woman I've slept with anyway.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Still leaves open the option of you being smothered.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's a chance I'll take.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Some gambles you shouldn't even try to go for.

[orangetoughguy]

You're totally assuming he actually has a girl around.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

This is The City, strange things happen.

[orangetoughguy]

She could be an alien or an android.

[whitetwoguns]

The women he's with don't stay for breakfast. Hell, I doubt they even catnap. Take the money and run isn't just a song.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

And here I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

[whitetwoguns]

Nothin' wrong with that with other people. This piece of shit though... A lady's gotta have a hell of a reason or very specific taste.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You say that as if it's some sort of insult.

[bringbrightdays.livejournal.com]

Love is powerful, if you really mean it. Love is as powerful as music, and music is as powerful as love.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

....who the fuck are you?

[bringbrightdays.livejournal.com]

I'm here on a mission to fulfill the truth!

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Does that mean you know the truth?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Not if she carries a pistol at her hip.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I think you missed the fucking point.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

And yet I'm the one with the badass girlfriend.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why does everyone think I'm interested in a girlfriend?