audio;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Okay, fuck this shit. Ready?

[Mr. Pink, Mr. White, and Mr. Orange are getting up and getting out of a diner after eating lunch and bitching, as usual, about tips, when this starts playing. They are powerwalking out the diner. They are super cool.]

All I'm saying is that white bitches will take almost any shit as long as you say I love you. It's like pressing some magic fucking button.

[PAUSE. Hey, is that Little Green Bag? That's an awesome song!]

Comments

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

And here I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

[whitetwoguns]

Nothin' wrong with that with other people. This piece of shit though... A lady's gotta have a hell of a reason or very specific taste.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Not even going to bother with the excuse of them not knowing any better?