pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - this is my life now)

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This is the world's smallest violin playing for all the waitresses

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Created on 2011-12-31 22:45:17 (#1350729), last updated 2012-01-11 (301 weeks ago)

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Name:Mr. Pink
Birthdate:Jun 24
Location:United States of America
Mr. Pink

'I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I tip when somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, that's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.'

'Fuck all that! I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're givin' me, I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.'

'Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.'

'Come on guys. We're supposed to be acting like fucking professionals.'

Played by Mici for Polychromatic. No fourth walling, please.

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