audio;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Okay, fuck this shit. Ready?

[Mr. Pink, Mr. White, and Mr. Orange are getting up and getting out of a diner after eating lunch and bitching, as usual, about tips, when this starts playing. They are powerwalking out the diner. They are super cool.]

All I'm saying is that white bitches will take almost any shit as long as you say I love you. It's like pressing some magic fucking button.

[PAUSE. Hey, is that Little Green Bag? That's an awesome song!]

Comments

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Some gambles you shouldn't even try to go for.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Weren't you the kid feeling up all the women a couple of weeks ago?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

[Pink, you'd be the recipient of the angriest glare ever if you were in front of him.]

You don't even know what I had to deal with then.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[And yet]

Had a girl try and snap your wrist? That would be my guess.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

No, they were more shocked that they were groped to retaliate. [Granted Hiyori started beating on him but that's a whole different story.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's because you're small.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Like I said, the entire situation was way different than what you believed it to be.