audio;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Okay, fuck this shit. Ready?

[Mr. Pink, Mr. White, and Mr. Orange are getting up and getting out of a diner after eating lunch and bitching, as usual, about tips, when this starts playing. They are powerwalking out the diner. They are super cool.]

All I'm saying is that white bitches will take almost any shit as long as you say I love you. It's like pressing some magic fucking button.

[PAUSE. Hey, is that Little Green Bag? That's an awesome song!]

Comments

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Not if she carries a pistol at her hip.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I think you missed the fucking point.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

And yet I'm the one with the badass girlfriend.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why does everyone think I'm interested in a girlfriend?

[orangetoughguy]

So what are you interested in a boyfriend?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm not interested in a relationship with anyone. I have sex when I want to and fuck the strings attached.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

If you just want sex, hire a hooker or go to a dancer bar.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

This is fucking old advice.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Even still, I stand by my point that some "white chicks" won't just "take anything" if you say a few pretty words. Especially the "white chicks" that carry a pistol.