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[The sound of a payphone getting lifted off the reciever, and then a dialtone, and dialing]

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit-

Hello? Joe? Why the hell am I even-

[The phone slams down into the reciever]

Fuck, it would fucking figure that the only fucking payphone I find isn't fucking working. Fuck. After that crap, fuckfuckfuckfuck this is fucked.

[There's the sound of a hand smacking something. And then there's a pause, and a breath]

Okay, this isn't total shit, I mean-

[There's a pause, and the sound of cloth against the microphone of a Network Device]

Holy shit.

Is this shit getting recorded? What the hell happened to rights to privacy? Hey, are you listening on the other end? You know what listening to people talking over a payphone makes you, asshole? A pervert. What the fuck is wrong with you?

This is the fucking decline of Western Civilization right here.

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[Aw who the fuck is Freddy kidding?]

Hey. Can you hear me?

[What the fuck]

Are you fucking kidding me?

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Ah. An impromptu seminar on the versatility of obscenity as a substitute for the various parts of speech.

How educational.

Hey kid, you got a mom to run back to?

Indeed. But to try would be pointless, as there is currently no obvious means of escape from this City.

Welcome to prison.

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Calm the fuck down before you wet your pants.

What the fuck is this? Children of the Fucking Corn?

What?

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Well, you're just one giant R-rated movie, aren't you? I would say calm down but I don't think it will help. So, I'm just going to shake my head. At the device.

....what?

I don't really know what you're not getting. You're gonna' have to be a little more specific. What's going over your head?

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Do you always talk to yourself that way before you realize that someone might be listening?

Only when I've had an especially trying day.

I guess trying to break the record for 'highest number of fucks spoken' would probably be trying.

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text; IS THIS THREADJACK ALLOWED orz?

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FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.

That's it.

BEST POST. ALL WEEK.

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[Well, whaddaya know, someone who swears even more than Rummy does. How amusing.]

It does that sometimes. It's fuckin' nigga technology.

Turn on and start recording?

Fuck yeah. I ain't gonna pretend to know how it works, 'cause nigga technology ain't worth the effort.

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I have heard it hypothesized that the devices have almost a mind of their own.

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