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[pinkeffinprofessional]

-uckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-

[The sound of a payphone getting lifted off the reciever, and then a dialtone, and dialing]

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit-

Hello? Joe? Why the hell am I even-

[The phone slams down into the reciever]

Fuck, it would fucking figure that the only fucking payphone I find isn't fucking working. Fuck. After that crap, fuckfuckfuckfuck this is fucked.

[There's the sound of a hand smacking something. And then there's a pause, and a breath]

Okay, this isn't total shit, I mean-

[There's a pause, and the sound of cloth against the microphone of a Network Device]

Holy shit.

Is this shit getting recorded? What the hell happened to rights to privacy? Hey, are you listening on the other end? You know what listening to people talking over a payphone makes you, asshole? A pervert. What the fuck is wrong with you?

This is the fucking decline of Western Civilization right here.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

That's not a real explanation.

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[adamantined]

And saying that all you need to survive is a coffee shop isn't really the truth, is it? Who are you anyway?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

How's that any of your fucking business?

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[adamantined]

Because I'm asking, that's how.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Doesn't make it your fucking business.

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[adamantined]

I guess someone who swears that much doesn't really know the rules of conversation and introductions anyway. If you don't give me a name, then I'm just gonna make one up and you'll have to deal with it.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

And you think a guy who swears this much is going to give a shit?

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[adamantined]

I know this is kind of a shocking experience, but you do come off as the kind of guy who gets worked up over things. I mean, you won't even tell me your name.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why the fuck would I? You didn't even ask for it politely. People these days, they seem to think if they demand shit they'll just get it handed to them on a silver fucking platter.

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[adamantined]

Who are you anyway... please?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

No fucking way.

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[adamantined]

Alright, then I'm calling you Pumpkin.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

MULTIPLE CHOICE.

WEASEL.
GERBIL.
HAMSTER.
RAT.
GOPHER.

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[adamantined]

I still have to go with Pumpkin.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

BUT GERBIL.
CLAIRE.
GERBIL.

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[adamantined]

Does he look like a gerbil or something?

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

DUNNO.

BUT WOULD BE > EXCELLENT
IF HE DID.

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[adamantined]

Well, I'll keep an eye out for any gerbil-like habits and get back to you on that. For now, waiting until he gets used to this place a little is probably all you can hope for.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

GERBIL-LIKE HABITS.

EATING WOOD CHIPS
AND LIVING IN TOILET PAPER TUBES?

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[adamantined]

Right now it's just coffee shop stoops. But I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt because he's new and possibly unstable probably disoriented and try to not make conjectures about his habits.

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[habitformed.livejournal.com]

EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO 'FUCK'.
THEN, CONJECTURE AWAY.