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[pinkeffinprofessional]

-uckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-

[The sound of a payphone getting lifted off the reciever, and then a dialtone, and dialing]

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit-

Hello? Joe? Why the hell am I even-

[The phone slams down into the reciever]

Fuck, it would fucking figure that the only fucking payphone I find isn't fucking working. Fuck. After that crap, fuckfuckfuckfuck this is fucked.

[There's the sound of a hand smacking something. And then there's a pause, and a breath]

Okay, this isn't total shit, I mean-

[There's a pause, and the sound of cloth against the microphone of a Network Device]

Holy shit.

Is this shit getting recorded? What the hell happened to rights to privacy? Hey, are you listening on the other end? You know what listening to people talking over a payphone makes you, asshole? A pervert. What the fuck is wrong with you?

This is the fucking decline of Western Civilization right here.

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[orangetoughguy]

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Ah. An impromptu seminar on the versatility of obscenity as a substitute for the various parts of speech.

How educational.

[neverplay]

Calm the fuck down before you wet your pants.

Voice

[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

Well, you're just one giant R-rated movie, aren't you? I would say calm down but I don't think it will help. So, I'm just going to shake my head. At the device.

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[adamantined]

Do you always talk to yourself that way before you realize that someone might be listening?

[habitformed.livejournal.com]

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Well, whaddaya know, someone who swears even more than Rummy does. How amusing.]

It does that sometimes. It's fuckin' nigga technology.

[letxequalnull.livejournal.com]

I have heard it hypothesized that the devices have almost a mind of their own.