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[pinkeffinprofessional]

-uckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-

[The sound of a payphone getting lifted off the reciever, and then a dialtone, and dialing]

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit-

Hello? Joe? Why the hell am I even-

[The phone slams down into the reciever]

Fuck, it would fucking figure that the only fucking payphone I find isn't fucking working. Fuck. After that crap, fuckfuckfuckfuck this is fucked.

[There's the sound of a hand smacking something. And then there's a pause, and a breath]

Okay, this isn't total shit, I mean-

[There's a pause, and the sound of cloth against the microphone of a Network Device]

Holy shit.

Is this shit getting recorded? What the hell happened to rights to privacy? Hey, are you listening on the other end? You know what listening to people talking over a payphone makes you, asshole? A pervert. What the fuck is wrong with you?

This is the fucking decline of Western Civilization right here.

Comments

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

This recording shit?

Lets start with where the fuck am I and why aren't you crying for White to believe you.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

[Bristle.] Cause I'm not fuckin' dying anymore.

[Wait a minute.] You come alone?

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Were you healed by the power of everyone paying attention to you or something?

Of course I came alone.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

Are you being a dick for any good reason?

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm being a dick because you're not making any sense, Orange.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah well I fuckin' told you you weren't gonna believe me but you don't fuckin' listen.

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

All the fuck you told me is that this shit isn't Watergate.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

It ain't LA either.

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Then what is it?

I'm listening.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

I don't know, and I'm being honest here.

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You don't know where we are.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

It's not LA, it's not the border, ask fucking anyone and they'll tell you the same.

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah except that shit tells me where we're not, not where we are.

So what the fucking deal? You here alone?

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

[Why you gotta ask all the hard questions, Pink?]

You in any trouble? Tagged? Tailed?

[He doesn't sound like any of those but always best to make sure.]

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I saw cops, but I lost them.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

Alright. Look uh, what do you see around you?

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[There's a pause]

Fuck, there's an ugly ass fountain and some kind of shitty looking carousel.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

Okay. That's good.

[Now what. Aw fuck think fast Freddy!]

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Is that all you got for me?

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

What the fuck am I gonna tell you? I haven't figured this shit out myself. You gotta--

[Sigh.]

Don't cause any fuckin' trouble.

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

Where are you?

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

[Maybe Pink hears the snort Freddy makes.]

Not there yet.

[He might just be going there to meet Pink...after conferring with White.]

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I need a fucking coffee.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

No, you don't.

voice;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Don't give me that shit. I need a fucking cigarette, too.