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[pinkeffinprofessional]

-uckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-

[The sound of a payphone getting lifted off the reciever, and then a dialtone, and dialing]

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit-

Hello? Joe? Why the hell am I even-

[The phone slams down into the reciever]

Fuck, it would fucking figure that the only fucking payphone I find isn't fucking working. Fuck. After that crap, fuckfuckfuckfuck this is fucked.

[There's the sound of a hand smacking something. And then there's a pause, and a breath]

Okay, this isn't total shit, I mean-

[There's a pause, and the sound of cloth against the microphone of a Network Device]

Holy shit.

Is this shit getting recorded? What the hell happened to rights to privacy? Hey, are you listening on the other end? You know what listening to people talking over a payphone makes you, asshole? A pervert. What the fuck is wrong with you?

This is the fucking decline of Western Civilization right here.

Comments

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

As you apparently already hold a monopoly on the use of the various obscenities currently gracing the Network at large, the rest of us have regrettably been forced to resort to more extensive vocabularies.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The words 'don't be a smartass or I'll shoot you in the fucking head', that doesn't mean much to you, does it?

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Considering you have no idea where you are, who I am, how to locate me, or, in all probability, how to procure a firearm with which to carry out the aforementioned assault? Not particularly, no.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Look kid. Go back to your video games and comic books.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

There are only so many Pokemon one can capture and enslave in a single day.