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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[There is a rhythmic beeping noise in the background]

Who the fuck eats this crap? No wonder people lose weight in the hospital, I'm pretty sure the food at fucking Rikers is better than this shit.

I don't know who defined this crap as pudding but what it is is wallpaper paste.

...[Muttering]...someone better be feeding my goddamn cat.

[This is said with all the intentions that he knows exactly who that someone should be.]

Comments

[signatures]

Are you sure it isn't actually wallpaper paste?

[commarogue]

S'why you get someone to sneak in a cheeseburger and fries.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I can put you on a nasal feed if you're worried about losing calories.

[orangetoughguy]

Ain't you bein' a little hard?

[taravata.livejournal.com]

Food ain't always there for enjoying.

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[whitetwoguns]

Sounds like you could use a little take out.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I'm startin' to see a pattern to most of the slag you humans put on this Network.

[haspredilection.livejournal.com]

I'm sure with how polite you are coupled with that sunny demeanor, someone is over as we speak feeding your cat.