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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[There is a rhythmic beeping noise in the background]

Who the fuck eats this crap? No wonder people lose weight in the hospital, I'm pretty sure the food at fucking Rikers is better than this shit.

I don't know who defined this crap as pudding but what it is is wallpaper paste.

...[Muttering]...someone better be feeding my goddamn cat.

[This is said with all the intentions that he knows exactly who that someone should be.]

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[whitetwoguns]

It can be arranged. The question is, do you want it? I'm not gonna haul my ass down there for a maybe.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Burger, fries, coffee. You got to get it past the nurse with the big ass.

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[whitetwoguns]

I'll get her a milkshake. That should do it.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I fucking hope you're right.

Orange?

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[whitetwoguns]

Ye of little faith. A gal will appreciate it. Sweets to the sweet, that kind of bullshit.

What 'bout him?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

He didn't shoot anyone else while I've been here?

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[whitetwoguns]

No, not that I'm aware of.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Then what the fuck happened.

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[whitetwoguns]

He says his memory has been fucked with. He forgot about what the fuck happened in the heist. It all came crashing back on him.

[This is true...ish.]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Usually I'd say that's bullshit.

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[whitetwoguns]

I know it. Fuck, it was like he was shell shocked or something.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

He been to war?

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[whitetwoguns]

Not that I know of. Fuck though, he's so damn green. All that out of your head then right back? No wonder.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Tell him to feed my fucking cat.

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[whitetwoguns]

I will. I'm trying to keep tabs on him.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit, this is just what we need.

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[whitetwoguns]

You got a bullet to the gut. Focus on that. I'll keep an eye from my end. The worst could be over already.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, just get me my goddamn burger.

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[whitetwoguns]

Keep your pants on.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You really don't want me to reply to that.

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[whitetwoguns]

Shit, is that all you think about?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Fuck you, I'm wearing one of those shit gowns.

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[whitetwoguns]

You want pants too?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

No.

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[whitetwoguns]

Burger, fries and coffee coming up.