pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - taking fucking aim)
Mr. Pink ([personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional) wrote2011-01-24 03:45 pm

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[There is a rhythmic beeping noise in the background]

Who the fuck eats this crap? No wonder people lose weight in the hospital, I'm pretty sure the food at fucking Rikers is better than this shit.

I don't know who defined this crap as pudding but what it is is wallpaper paste.

...[Muttering]...someone better be feeding my goddamn cat.

[This is said with all the intentions that he knows exactly who that someone should be.]
whitetwoguns: (What are you talking about?)

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[personal profile] whitetwoguns 2011-01-25 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, is that all you think about?
whitetwoguns: (Stop hey what's that sound?)

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[personal profile] whitetwoguns 2011-01-25 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
You want pants too?
whitetwoguns: (On the tip of your tongue)

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[personal profile] whitetwoguns 2011-01-25 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Burger, fries and coffee coming up.