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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[There is a rhythmic beeping noise in the background]

Who the fuck eats this crap? No wonder people lose weight in the hospital, I'm pretty sure the food at fucking Rikers is better than this shit.

I don't know who defined this crap as pudding but what it is is wallpaper paste.

...[Muttering]...someone better be feeding my goddamn cat.

[This is said with all the intentions that he knows exactly who that someone should be.]

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah yeah fucking hilarious.

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I do try.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You actually going to be helpful?

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You have something legitimate to offer?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Depends on what you're looking for.

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I have a habitual fondness for fair trade, so it rather depends on what you'd consider useful for you, first.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Can you play poker?

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Yes.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You play for something that isn't peanuts?

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You play with food?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The fucking nurses seem to think it's a gag to keep the patients entertained that way.

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That's rather-- nightmarish, actually.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Welcome to my hell.

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They ought to be fired.

How long are you in for?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Until the doctors get sick of me.

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You haven't tried their patience?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

They've only dealt with me while I've been under.

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Blessed, I'm sure.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

They're probably thinking the same thing.