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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[There is a rhythmic beeping noise in the background]

Who the fuck eats this crap? No wonder people lose weight in the hospital, I'm pretty sure the food at fucking Rikers is better than this shit.

I don't know who defined this crap as pudding but what it is is wallpaper paste.

...[Muttering]...someone better be feeding my goddamn cat.

[This is said with all the intentions that he knows exactly who that someone should be.]

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

Ain't you bein' a little hard?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well, you would fucking know.

[orangetoughguy]

The hell's that supposed to mean.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You've been here before.

[orangetoughguy]

It wasn't that bad.

[Cuz he had company.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Do you have taste buds?

[orangetoughguy]

Yes.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Then you know that the food here is shit.

[orangetoughguy]

So go recover on the kitchen floor of some fancy gourmet dive, health inspector's gonna love that.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have to fucking recover anywhere.