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[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck is up with this music?

Yeah, yeah, we get it. Christmas is coming. God bless, save the poor, whatever. Do I really need to hear some boys choir butcher O Holy Night seventeen times in a fucking row?

I got earplugs. They don't work. Jingle fucking Bells overpowers it.

Someone tell me that this whole month isn't going to be like this, otherwise I'm going to need stronger booze.

Comments

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Have you tried chugging the krogan stuff? [Snarky turian is snarky.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

...what?

Is that English?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

[Oh, right, apparently nobody here knows what a krogan is.]

Let's just say that would wipe your brain clean and then some.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's booze?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Booze made especially for krogan, yes.

[orangetoughguy]

Try a louder radio.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Tried it. All it fucking plays is Silent Night. In Spanish.

[orangetoughguy]

Ouch. Hard time.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, it's like some sick kind or irony because all I want is a noche de motherfucking paz.

[orangetoughguy]

Could be karma too.

[whitetwoguns]

I'd opt for strong booze just in case if not for this month then to stash.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

With my luck this shithole will go dry.

[whitetwoguns]

No way. There'd be riots. That's the last straw.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'd riot. Humans rights and all that.

[whitetwoguns]

Basic comforts. Take the beer and the cigarettes, then I think a million exits would make themselves appear.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

If this keeps up one fuckin' day longer, I'm switchin' to vodka. [And that would suck, because it would give Raikov reason to gloat. Or try and get in his pants.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

...yeah, you know, that doesn't sound like a bad fucking idea.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Anythin' to drown out the fuckin' noise this place calls music. [Sigh.] Even if it means listenin' to the gay Commie say he was right.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Who the fuck is the gay commie?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

His name's Raikov. White hair, sounds like a bitch, can't miss him.

[neverplay]

Tell me about it.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You can't drink booze.

[neverplay]

I'm not talking about the booze, I'm talking about the music.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What kind of music do you listen to?

[neverplay]

What music do you think I listen to?

It's not Justin Bieber, trust me.