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[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck is up with this music?

Yeah, yeah, we get it. Christmas is coming. God bless, save the poor, whatever. Do I really need to hear some boys choir butcher O Holy Night seventeen times in a fucking row?

I got earplugs. They don't work. Jingle fucking Bells overpowers it.

Someone tell me that this whole month isn't going to be like this, otherwise I'm going to need stronger booze.

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[orangetoughguy]

There are talking animals here too, in case you ain't prepared for that either.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah I saw you talking to the pig.

[orangetoughguy]

He ain't just any pig.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What, is he Arnold from Green Acres or something?

[orangetoughguy]

No.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Too bad, he was one charming pig.

[orangetoughguy]

The hell do you know about pigs?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I know that Arnold was the best part of that fucking show.

[orangetoughguy]

You watch way too much TV.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

And you eat too much cereal but you don't seem me laying judgments at your feet.

[orangetoughguy]

It's cheap, it's tasty, and it's healthy.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

And if you eat enough of it, you get little green plastic rings.

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[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

What do you know about green plastic rings.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I know they're a box top prize.

[orangetoughguy]

And?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

And what? You waiting for one?

[orangetoughguy]

You have my ring.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Good to know it doesn't belong to White.

[orangetoughguy]

Give it to me.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Where'd you learn your fucking manners? Prison?

[orangetoughguy]

Give it to me, now.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're not helping your cause, Orange.

[orangetoughguy]

It's my ring.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

And it's in my possession.