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Mr. Pink ([personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional) wrote2010-12-03 10:00 pm
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What the fuck is up with this music?

Yeah, yeah, we get it. Christmas is coming. God bless, save the poor, whatever. Do I really need to hear some boys choir butcher O Holy Night seventeen times in a fucking row?

I got earplugs. They don't work. Jingle fucking Bells overpowers it.

Someone tell me that this whole month isn't going to be like this, otherwise I'm going to need stronger booze.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2010-12-04 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. From your...

[There is a pause as if this is extremely difficult for him so say]

...world?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, there are no krogan on Palav... Oh, right, pocket dimension. Yeah, they're from my world, or galaxy, or whatever you want to call it.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2010-12-04 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Wait.

Wait.

Are you telling me you're a fucking alien?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah. [His voice has a very 'are you blind and deaf?' tone to it.]
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2010-12-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Look he's not 100% on this Network device yet, okay?]

...holy shit.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing First Contact hasn't happened yet where you come from.

[Come to think of it, this guy's the first person here who's had that kind of reaction to the whole alien thing.]
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2010-12-04 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Only in movies. So yeah, that's a no.

Unless you count Ross Perot.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
...I have no idea who that is.

However, from what little I understand about Earth movies from before humans made First Contact, I know enough that most of those speculations about aliens were way off.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you're getting a rectal exam from Mordin.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2010-12-04 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Pause]

So alien, huh.

[CHANGE OF TOPIC DEAR GOD]

What's your planet called?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[You asked. Was he being serious with his answer? Maybe, maybe not.]

Palaven. It's the turian homeworld.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2010-12-04 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Light years from Earth?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it's nothing you can't reach with a few Mass Relay jumps.

Er, that is, the devices used to achieve faster-than-light travel.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2010-12-04 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I thought that was physically impossible. Theory of relativity and shit like that.

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
That was before the discovery of mass effect energy.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2010-12-04 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Huh.

So does that mean soon people will go to Mars and colonize or some shit like that?

[identity profile] officer-garrus.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Humanity has quite a few colonies by now, including Mars, yes. Even the remote ones had lots of humans living on them.

Enough to partly make that... thing. [Shudder.]
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