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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Okay, fuck this shit. Ready?

[Mr. Pink, Mr. White, and Mr. Orange are getting up and getting out of a diner after eating lunch and bitching, as usual, about tips, when this starts playing. They are powerwalking out the diner. They are super cool.]

All I'm saying is that white bitches will take almost any shit as long as you say I love you. It's like pressing some magic fucking button.

[PAUSE. Hey, is that Little Green Bag? That's an awesome song!]

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Or dead.

[whitetwoguns]

Hey. Hey. I asked you somethin' asshole. Since you're the one who's clearly talkin' from experience.

[Because he's interested. What kind of a down on her luck sort of a woman would want to be around this mess for long enough to hold out for an I love you.]

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

And here I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

[whitetwoguns]

Nothin' wrong with that with other people. This piece of shit though... A lady's gotta have a hell of a reason or very specific taste.

[orangetoughguy]

Did you have to go that far?

[orangetoughguy]

[Pink just gets a middle finger from Orange here. He's totally wanting to hear his answer to Larry's question instead.]

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Not even going to bother with the excuse of them not knowing any better?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Too much?

[orangetoughguy]

That's just messy and kind of sick.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm not a fucking necrophiliac. Even that fucking vampire shit creeps me the fuck out.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You say that as if it's some sort of insult.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

....who the fuck are you?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[And yet]

Had a girl try and snap your wrist? That would be my guess.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Hey, hey, I wasn't the one that changed the fucking subject. I've been with women, more than just a few fucking hours, too, and let me tell you, I think a woman's got full fucking rights to do whatever the fuck she wants. But if what she wants is to believe you when you say 'I love you' that's not my fucking problem.

And more to the fucking point, where's your fucking high horse, huh? You [pointing to White] aren't exactly the fucking bastion of morality here. You can't be a fucking criminal and pretend like you're the better fucking man in any situation.

[Famous Pink rant]

And you, [Orange] getting a job, being all hard working. Makes me laugh.

[bringbrightdays.livejournal.com]

I'm here on a mission to fulfill the truth!

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Does that mean you know the truth?

[bringbrightdays.livejournal.com]

I know what it means to have a song in your heart.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

There's some twisted people out there.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

No, they were more shocked that they were groped to retaliate. [Granted Hiyori started beating on him but that's a whole different story.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's because you're small.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Not if she carries a pistol at her hip.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Like I said, the entire situation was way different than what you believed it to be.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I think you missed the fucking point.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

And yet I'm the one with the badass girlfriend.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why does everyone think I'm interested in a girlfriend?