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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Sharkbear.

Armasaurus Rex.

What the fuck, sharkbear!

No, Armasaurus rex!

[Another voice, this one deeper, pipes in]

........What about an elephantwhale? Two biggest things on land and sea.




[ooc: Pink is pink, Orange is orange and White is grey. Threadjacking is a go!]

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audio ][ i just obviously want to cast my vote for a sharkbear

[adamantined]

... What?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You have to be more specific.

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[adamantined]

What are you talking about?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

What kind of mixed-up animal would be most fucking badass.

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[adamantined]

Oh.

Crocasaurus, obviously.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

That's like regressing a crocodile, it doesn't fucking count.

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[adamantined]

Maybe, but you can't deny that it would be awesome. Use it as a contender for... whatever mashup you decide is the best.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I always thought we would just make it fight Godzilla.

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[adamantined]

Godzilla's already a dinosaur. That's boring.

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[orangetoughguy]

Armasaurus Rex.

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[adamantined]

Is that a cross between an armadillo and a dinosaur?

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[orangetoughguy]

No it's an armed dinosaur.

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[adamantined]

It sounds like someone mixed an armadillo and a dinosaur. I think you lose based on that alone.

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[orangetoughguy]

If it was an armed armadillo dinosaur it'd be a fucking panzer tank and bite your head off if it misfires.

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[adamantined]

And I could kick it like a football because it would be tiny.

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[orangetoughguy]

No fuckin' way it'd be the size of a T-Rex with the armor of the armadillo.

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[adamantined]

I hate to break it to you, but you don't usually have any say in what happens with your genetically mutated sci-fi creation.

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[whitetwoguns]

We're having a hypothetical discussion on what kind of nature mix up would reign supreme. The obvious choice is whalephant.

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[adamantined]

But -

[What.]

What?

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[whitetwoguns]

How do you mean?

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[adamantined]

How did you even get on this topic?

[Any and all concerns regarding you people are just momentarily being forgotten in favor of figuring this out.]

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[whitetwoguns]

You've had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich right? Tastes great. Goober though? Why would anybody bother with that shit.

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[adamantined]

So... you were eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then this came up.

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[whitetwoguns]

No. It came up in conversation. It's a quick meal. Then for as good as it is, why the fuck would someone put it in the same jar. It's terrible. Some shit's not meant to be together. Then we were thinking up positive combination. Then came the heavy duty ones.

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[adamantined]

[She is trying so hard not to laugh right now.]

What I want to know is why they decided to make ketchup green.