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Sharkbear.

Armasaurus Rex.

What the fuck, sharkbear!

No, Armasaurus rex!

[Another voice, this one deeper, pipes in]

........What about an elephantwhale? Two biggest things on land and sea.

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See, it won't need meat. It's just for the sheer thrill of the slaughter.

It don't get very far without knocking a couple towns down or getting stuck between mountains.

Would it have legs like an elephant?

Fuck mountains. It could go over them, maybe even through them. What's a mountain but a fucking mole hill to something that's weighs tons. Can you fathom a ton?

I don't think that whales or elephants are that fucking big.

Or tusks?

Speakin' of moles, a whalephant would shit itself over a mouse.

What the fuck's a Armasaurus Rex?

... What?

Ask the genius who came up with it.

Blue whales are the largest living mammal on the planet. It's a fact.

Tyrannosaurus rex with sub machine guns for arms!

You have to be more specific.

Fuck you.

Armasaurus Rex.

If it could see a mouse from it's mammoth height.

Well, yeah, but they're not that fucking big.

Dude... that's pretty awesome.

But how's he gonna grab things?

It's not my fault it doesn't make any fucking sense.

Ask the kid. He's the one who came up with it.

Edited 2010-12-24 03:32 (UTC)

Hey, I think it's pretty awesome.

The scary part's the element of surprise. It'd freak the fuck out if it did see it and you can't tell me it'd never see it.

It would sink your Sharkbear.

We're having a hypothetical discussion on what kind of nature mix up would reign supreme. The obvious choice is whalephant.

Yeah but my Sharkbear is actually genetically possible. And he wouldn't suffocate on land.

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