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Sharkbear.

Armasaurus Rex.

What the fuck, sharkbear!

No, Armasaurus rex!

[Another voice, this one deeper, pipes in]

........What about an elephantwhale? Two biggest things on land and sea.

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Is that a cross between an armadillo and a dinosaur?

No it's an armed dinosaur.

It sounds like someone mixed an armadillo and a dinosaur. I think you lose based on that alone.

If it was an armed armadillo dinosaur it'd be a fucking panzer tank and bite your head off if it misfires.

And I could kick it like a football because it would be tiny.

No fuckin' way it'd be the size of a T-Rex with the armor of the armadillo.

I hate to break it to you, but you don't usually have any say in what happens with your genetically mutated sci-fi creation.

Then how're you so sure it'd be tiny.

Mruphy's Law.

Fine then if it's tiny it's the perfect Snipersaurus Rex.

That's what I'll start calling myself.

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