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What the fuck is up with this music?

Yeah, yeah, we get it. Christmas is coming. God bless, save the poor, whatever. Do I really need to hear some boys choir butcher O Holy Night seventeen times in a fucking row?

I got earplugs. They don't work. Jingle fucking Bells overpowers it.

Someone tell me that this whole month isn't going to be like this, otherwise I'm going to need stronger booze.

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Have you tried chugging the krogan stuff? [Snarky turian is snarky.]

...what?

Is that English?

[Oh, right, apparently nobody here knows what a krogan is.]

Let's just say that would wipe your brain clean and then some.

It's booze?

Booze made especially for krogan, yes.

Huh. From your...

[There is a pause as if this is extremely difficult for him so say]

...world?

Actually, there are no krogan on Palav... Oh, right, pocket dimension. Yeah, they're from my world, or galaxy, or whatever you want to call it.

Wait.

Wait.

Are you telling me you're a fucking alien?

...Yeah. [His voice has a very 'are you blind and deaf?' tone to it.]

[Look he's not 100% on this Network device yet, okay?]

...holy shit.

I'm guessing First Contact hasn't happened yet where you come from.

[Come to think of it, this guy's the first person here who's had that kind of reaction to the whole alien thing.]

Only in movies. So yeah, that's a no.

Unless you count Ross Perot.

Try a louder radio.

...I have no idea who that is.

However, from what little I understand about Earth movies from before humans made First Contact, I know enough that most of those speculations about aliens were way off.