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[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck is up with this music?

Yeah, yeah, we get it. Christmas is coming. God bless, save the poor, whatever. Do I really need to hear some boys choir butcher O Holy Night seventeen times in a fucking row?

I got earplugs. They don't work. Jingle fucking Bells overpowers it.

Someone tell me that this whole month isn't going to be like this, otherwise I'm going to need stronger booze.

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[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you're getting a rectal exam from Mordin.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Pause]

So alien, huh.

[CHANGE OF TOPIC DEAR GOD]

What's your planet called?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

[You asked. Was he being serious with his answer? Maybe, maybe not.]

Palaven. It's the turian homeworld.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Light years from Earth?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's nothing you can't reach with a few Mass Relay jumps.

Er, that is, the devices used to achieve faster-than-light travel.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I thought that was physically impossible. Theory of relativity and shit like that.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

That was before the discovery of mass effect energy.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Huh.

So does that mean soon people will go to Mars and colonize or some shit like that?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Humanity has quite a few colonies by now, including Mars, yes. Even the remote ones had lots of humans living on them.

Enough to partly make that... thing. [Shudder.]