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pinkeffinprofessional) wrote2019-11-15 03:25 pm
pinkeffinprofessional) wrote2019-11-15 03:25 pm
contact;
If you don't know who the fuck you're trying to reach, then hang up the fucking phone. If not, leave a message. Try to make it snappy, will you?
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Yeah?
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Where.
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[Can the toucan hear him like a keen dog? Does the toucan recognize Freddy's voice? Either way there's a flapping bird in that bathroom who croaks and chirps.]
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I want him back today.
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Okay.
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But you gotta pay me back for my TV.
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I think the fucker did it on purpose.
[There may have been a cat involved.]
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[PECK PECK PECK in the background]
I'll spare you the cost of a new bathroom door.
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