contact;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

If you don't know who the fuck you're trying to reach, then hang up the fucking phone. If not, leave a message. Try to make it snappy, will you?

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[orangetoughguy]

What.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

The bird flew into it.

I think the fucker did it on purpose.

[There may have been a cat involved.]

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[orangetoughguy]

That's bullshit.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You can come see for yourself.

[PECK PECK PECK in the background]

I'll spare you the cost of a new bathroom door.

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[orangetoughguy]

[BLARGH. Freddy relents.] I'll drop by later.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Good.