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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You know why you assholes are broke?

(It's not because you fucking tip so don't even fucking start with that.)

It's because you don't pay fucking attention. If you keep wasting your fucking money and don't keep a backup plan, I'm fucking sorry but you're going to get fucked. Keep your head together and keep your fucking money in check. You don't even need to be that fucking smart to handle that shit.

No loans.

Don't even fucking think about it.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah yeah whatever.

I don't have a job. I still have enough money to keep out of any possible red. You know why? Because I'm not stupid with how I spend it.

[He's living off the sale of diamond #2]

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah I'll bet that's all there is to it.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why, you need cash?

[orangetoughguy]

What? Fuck no I don't need cash.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Good because I don't loan money to my own mother.

[orangetoughguy]

Didn't take you for the type.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Are you?

[orangetoughguy]

The type to loan my mom money?

[Oh yeah, he's the type.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah.

[orangetoughguy]

[Grumble grumble grumble.]

Yeah, what of it?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Just asking.

[orangetoughguy]

You don't ask just to ask. What the fuck is it.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You always such a good boy, Orange?

[orangetoughguy]

My mom could be a crazy psycho bitch for all you know.

[Never ever let mommy know he ever said this.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Nah, then you'd be more like Blonde.

[orangetoughguy]

What are you some kind of therapist?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm just pointing out the facts. Crazy psycho moms don't have well-adjusted kids.

[orangetoughguy]

Whoa whoa, back up. So now I'm well-adjusted?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I ever say you weren't?

More than Blonde, that's for fucking sure.

[orangetoughguy]

Checking my facts.

[Because you just like him so much right right Pink?]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Get this straight, Orange. You're more of a normal guy than any of the rest of us.

[orangetoughguy]

Me? Fuck no.

I go to comic book conventions.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why the fuck would you ever tell me that?

[orangetoughguy]

What, you got a problem with something that abnormal?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's not that abnormal as much as it's just fucking nerdy.

[orangetoughguy]

So what do you know about bein' nerdy?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why the fuck would I know anything about being nerdy?

[orangetoughguy]

You sure as hell talk like some kind of fuckin' authority.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Is that so? What, are you telling me going to comic book conventions isn't a nerdy fucking pastime?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm telling you you don't think nerdy qualifies for abnormal. How would you know? Are you a psychiatrist? A sociology freak?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm ob-fucking-servant, that's all.

[That's how he knows you're banging White, after all]

[orangetoughguy]

Fuckin' voyeur is what you are.

[Scrrrreeeeeaaaaaaaam.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

No, a fuckin' voyeur would have intimate details and that kind of thing makes me want to puke.