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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You know why you assholes are broke?

(It's not because you fucking tip so don't even fucking start with that.)

It's because you don't pay fucking attention. If you keep wasting your fucking money and don't keep a backup plan, I'm fucking sorry but you're going to get fucked. Keep your head together and keep your fucking money in check. You don't even need to be that fucking smart to handle that shit.

No loans.

Don't even fucking think about it.

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

Whoa whoa, back up. So now I'm well-adjusted?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I ever say you weren't?

More than Blonde, that's for fucking sure.

[orangetoughguy]

Checking my facts.

[Because you just like him so much right right Pink?]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Get this straight, Orange. You're more of a normal guy than any of the rest of us.

[orangetoughguy]

Me? Fuck no.

I go to comic book conventions.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why the fuck would you ever tell me that?

[orangetoughguy]

What, you got a problem with something that abnormal?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's not that abnormal as much as it's just fucking nerdy.

[orangetoughguy]

So what do you know about bein' nerdy?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why the fuck would I know anything about being nerdy?

[orangetoughguy]

You sure as hell talk like some kind of fuckin' authority.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Is that so? What, are you telling me going to comic book conventions isn't a nerdy fucking pastime?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm telling you you don't think nerdy qualifies for abnormal. How would you know? Are you a psychiatrist? A sociology freak?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm ob-fucking-servant, that's all.

[That's how he knows you're banging White, after all]

[orangetoughguy]

Fuckin' voyeur is what you are.

[Scrrrreeeeeaaaaaaaam.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

No, a fuckin' voyeur would have intimate details and that kind of thing makes me want to puke.