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Sharkbear.

Armasaurus Rex.

What the fuck, sharkbear!

No, Armasaurus rex!

[Another voice, this one deeper, pipes in]

........What about an elephantwhale? Two biggest things on land and sea.

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Ah, well then. I'd have to place my bet on the man who offered the elephantwhale.

I'll let him know. Guess the old man needs more people on his side.

[No he doesn't]

Does he usually not?

A Whalephant? Come on.

I'm still unimpressed with a sharkbear.

Sharks are the ultimate predators. Put them on land and give them a way to survive and they're fucking unstoppable.

You do realize sharks are often torn apart by dolphins.

Yeah well a pack of ants can tear a man apart but I think men still fall a little higher on the food chain.

A pack of anything can kill something, but pit a sharkbear against - say - a dolippo or some-such, then there's little contest.

Dolippo...Dolphin-Hippo?

Mhm.

Sharkbear would tear the thing apart with it's massive fucking teeth. Now, dolpodile, that would be a motherfucker worth tangling with.

Until armasaurus rex shoots the shit out of'em.

With his puny little arms that get jammed.

On shark meat maybe but nothin' doin' if sharkbear's fucking dead.

Sharkbear would totally tear Armasaurus Rex apart before it got a chance to reload.

Who needs to reload when you've got a gatling gun.

I still don't know who the fuck is attaching this fucking gun to the fucking extinct lizard.

You saw Jurassic Park. Give it ten years we'll have fucking cyborg dinosaurs.

You know it's a work of fiction, right?

So's sharkbear.

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pinkeffinprofessional - 2010-12-25 08:13 (UTC) - Expand

Depends on what you're defining your arm as.

M61 Vulcans.

Huh.

Why didn't you say so at the beginning?

It's a T-rex, a 9mm ain't even the size of a claw, what else is it gonna carry?

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