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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Sharkbear.

Armasaurus Rex.

What the fuck, sharkbear!

No, Armasaurus rex!

[Another voice, this one deeper, pipes in]

........What about an elephantwhale? Two biggest things on land and sea.




[ooc: Pink is pink, Orange is orange and White is grey. Threadjacking is a go!]

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

[Nevermind that Mindy is a kid. No censors here.]

What's he gotta grab anything for? He's motherfucking Armasaurus Rex.

[neverplay]

But they've got to be pretty big, don't they? What about balance? He's gonna be too top-heavy to maneuver himself.

[orangetoughguy]

That's what a tail bumper's for. Make that a spiked tail bumper.

[neverplay]

You sure that's gonna work?

[orangetoughguy]

Rex's got guns for fucking arms, that's all the insurance you need.

[neverplay]

Come on, be practical. Sure, the T-rex can go around shooting people up, but he's not gonna get anywhere if after the first step, he falls on his face.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay smartass then what's your big idea?

[neverplay]

First, you gotta pick the right kind of model. Something new, light. Then, you've got to train them up, calves and upper arms, so they can support the guns. Assuming you can't genetically engineer them that way.

[orangetoughguy]

But you can probably engineer a fucking cyborg spike tailed Armasaurus Rex. I give it ten years.

[From 1992....yep.]

[neverplay]

Ten years? That's pretty hopeful.