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If you don't know who the fuck you're trying to reach, then hang up the fucking phone. If not, leave a message. Try to make it snappy, will you?

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don't know yet, i get answers in a couple days

you still in the hospital?

in my own special quarantine

well if you're bored enough to talk to me it must be deadly in there

i'm making sure you're not fucking shit up while i ain't there

sleeping on the couch and everything

sheila's my couch

sorry to say she's cheating on you, man

keep her clean and tidy or else

it's a couch, man. what do you think i'm going to do to it?

never can tell with you

i think i'm offended

you don't like being called unpredictable?

not when it comes to your couch. i'm not an animal

ain't like i can be there to check so i'll take your word for it

so where do i send the fruit basket?

keep it to yourself i don't need fruit

that's the only good part about being fucking injured

you ever get laid up in a hospital? jello cups man

jello cups are like chew toys for adults. they're the thing that keep you from going fucking crazy in that place. you think oh this is shit but in an hour i get a jello cup

voice of experience?

appendicitis. not as dramatic but it was shit enough

big fucking deal

oh yeah god forbid i get stuck in the hospital because some psycho thought i looked like a twinkie

cause it's fair the guy who gets paranoid up the ass gets off scot free

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