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[pinkeffinprofessional]

If you don't know who the fuck you're trying to reach, then hang up the fucking phone. If not, leave a message. Try to make it snappy, will you?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well if you want to get fucked by my cat, go ahead. I won't stop you, who am I to say what gets people in the future off?

[He takes a casual bite of his pork]

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[mintjulep]

Very funny. I'll pass.

[ Jackass. No wonder they get along. ]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Good choice, the persian down the street doesn't get phone calls.

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[mintjulep]

[ There's a chuckle. ]

I'd hate to have her mad at me.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He laughed, success.]

So tell me about this booze. What's it made from?

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[mintjulep]

Not entirely sure. The Romulan Empire and the Federation don't have a lot of contact.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Mystery booze, huh? Well, I drank vodka when the Iron Curtain was up, I'm not afraid of this crap.

[He goes to his cabinet and pulls out two glasses - not shot glasses but they will do]

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[mintjulep]

[ God, Pink, you're fucking medieval with your Iron Curtain crap. Bones just shakes his head and opens up the bottle before pouring. ]

Bottoms up.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Sorry, some of us actually experienced commies. Pink lifts his glass when it's poured and raises it in a semi-salute before he downs it.

Holy. Shit.

That is what his face says.]

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[mintjulep]

[ ...pfffftahahahahahahaha sorry Pink he's laughing at you. ]

Told you.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Fuck you said this shit was strong, you didn't say it tasted like something that comes out of a Detroit waste treatment plant!

[But this is funny....so Pink is cracking up]

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[mintjulep]

How should I know what that tastes like?

[ Downing his now; he didn't want to take the chance of spitting it out all over at the look on Pink's face. It's not his first time having it, so he takes it like a champ. ]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

This is pathetic. Going to Detroit and hating the fuck out of it is a rite of fucking passage. It's like going to South Central and getting a really big-assed black woman to go down on you.

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[mintjulep]

I've never done that, either.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

....what have you done?

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[mintjulep]

That's kind of a broad question.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Forget it. Get your coat.

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[mintjulep]

[ What? Okay... ]

Where are we goin'?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

We're going to go get you a blowjob from a woman with a really big ass.

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[mintjulep]

I've had blowjobs before.

[ Of course, the thing about Romulan ale is that it really is one drink and you're drunk, so he's trying to figure out why part of him is saying this is a bad idea more than actually saying it's a bad idea. ]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

From a professional?

Girlfriends don't fucking count.

[Or something.]

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[mintjulep]

What about gymnasts?

[ He's guessing wives don't count either. ]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

The kind that win medals?

[This is an important question]

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[mintjulep]

Yeah. She was a Trill and an Olympic gymnast. We met in college.

[ She was in the City over the weekend, too. ]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Consider......]

Okay yeah that counts.