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[pinkeffinprofessional]

If you don't know who the fuck you're trying to reach, then hang up the fucking phone. If not, leave a message. Try to make it snappy, will you?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[The spirit of generosity is limited to holidays and sometimes birthdays. Also Pink doesn't care if they're gay as long as they don't spread it to him: they seem pretty content in just sucking each other off and not getting him involved.

This is why Pink doesn't want to go to prison.]

Sure, why not?

[There have been worse suggestions]

[whitetwoguns]

[Times like these, the old man can really appreciate Pink. Unexpected, unprecedented and...surprisingly understanding. What a son of a bitch. Somehow he pulls through.

Pink wouldn't hold over well in prison. He's smart. Really smart. But smart guys are at risk no matter what age. And an ass is an ass.]

I could go for that.

[orangetoughguy]

[Freddy's been to county jail and prison but not quite the way these two have. The kid's always been on the other side of the bars so he doesn't know what it's really like, which is to say he didn't catch the gay there.]

Okay. They got good drinks at this one Japanese place. You like sake?

[The kid asks, using his hands to gesticulate like everything's back to normal. He's sort of glad he doesn't have to explain it, just let it go acknowledged then let it go on.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The Jap shit's okay. They make good beer, too.

[whitetwoguns]

Okay then. It's settled.

[Wow. That was....really easy. They're faggots. They hang with Pink. And uh...guess there isn't much to hash over other than that. Another sip.

No one is gonna catch the gay from anyone else. Larry and Freddy can keep on infecting one another. Pink is a shrewd man. If there was a way to catch being a homo, he'd find a way out of it or a loophole and fucking flaunt his smart ass.

What man would want to fuck Mr. Pink anyway? He is, and may always be, an acquired taste.]

I say we walk to get some of this worked out.

[He gestures to his gut. Also because Larry doesn't wanna have to be a designated driver.]

[orangetoughguy]

[Maybe back in the day when brains, shrewdness, and evasion of the law in the face of the law were prided over brawn and beauty Pink would be a catch...like during prohibition or something.]

I gotta smoke anyway.

[Freddy agrees to a walk because he's made a habit of smoking on walks before risking going indoors where they don't allow it. What the fuck is up with that anyway? Fucking restrictions everywhere topside of this city.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[And off the three of them go, to a night full of brohood and not passing along the gay to others.]