contact;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

If you don't know who the fuck you're trying to reach, then hang up the fucking phone. If not, leave a message. Try to make it snappy, will you?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

He's alive, the little fucker.

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[orangetoughguy]

[RELIEF. Not that Pink can hear it.]

Where.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

He's in my bathroom.

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[orangetoughguy]

Why is he in your bathroom.

[Can the toucan hear him like a keen dog? Does the toucan recognize Freddy's voice? Either way there's a flapping bird in that bathroom who croaks and chirps.]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Because I wasn't exactly looking forward to the toucan v. cat war, why the fuck do you think?

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[orangetoughguy]

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. Toucan's got a powerful beak over there.]

I want him back today.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You can come pick him up.

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[orangetoughguy]

[It sounds too easy....]

Okay.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Pause]

But you gotta pay me back for my TV.

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[orangetoughguy]

What.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

The bird flew into it.

I think the fucker did it on purpose.

[There may have been a cat involved.]

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[orangetoughguy]

That's bullshit.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You can come see for yourself.

[PECK PECK PECK in the background]

I'll spare you the cost of a new bathroom door.

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[orangetoughguy]

[BLARGH. Freddy relents.] I'll drop by later.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Good.