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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Okay so some of you actually have good fucking taste in music. Yeah I realize it's been a few days but you know what, fuck, I have other shit to do than sit around the Network all the time.

[No he doesn't but whatever.]

Funny thing is, the last good commentary I heard about music came from a guy who was of the opinion that if there was grass on the field it was legal to play ball. He has this theory about Madonna's Like a Virgin that was pretty good. It was certainly better than the tripe about it being a touching song to blahblahblah. He said it was about a guy with a big dick. So not genius but at least it was original, you know?

In summation, point-blank: none of you are K-Billy but none of you are so shitty it made me want to puke, so good job, kids.

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[orangetoughguy]

Really?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Do your girlfriends know you're cheating on them with each other or is it a harem situation?

[orangetoughguy]

It's more like Themyscira.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What?

[orangetoughguy]

Themyscira. Wonder Woman?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Oh, for fuck's sake. What does that even mean?

[orangetoughguy]

It's an island full of tough as nails badass chicks you loser.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Excuse me? You're the one quoting Wonder Woman and I'm the loser?

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah you're the loser, everyone knows Wonder Woman.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

All I know about Wonder Woman is she's got some kind of spanking fetish.

[orangetoughguy]

That's by coincidence, and it's not a spanking fetish it's getting tied up.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Good to know you got a hard on for something with tits, Orange.

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[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

DONE

[orangetoughguy]

You think those are tits? Have you seen Powergirl's?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Who the fuck is Powergirl?

[orangetoughguy]

Superman's cousin.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

He has a cousin?

I thought he was supposed to be the last one.

[orangetoughguy]

Haven't you ever heard of a retcon?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck is the point of a story if people are going to go back and rewrite shit?

[orangetoughguy]

You're one of those guys who thinks a story's meant only for you aren't you.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm one of those guys who thinks a story's supposed to make fucking sense. You don't see some asshole going back and making Heathcliff marry Cathy.

[orangetoughguy]

There are people who are into that. Just sayin'.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

There are people who think eating shit is sexy, too, but that doesn't make them the intelligent fucking majority.

[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Huh. That Like a Virgin theory is original... I'm still trying to get it.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's about a girl who's had so much sex that nothing's new, but this asshole with a huge dick makes it hurt, like a virgin.

That's what he said, anyway.

[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh, now I get it. That's interesting. Nice imagination.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

He'd be fucking thrilled to hear you say that.

[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

It was you, huh?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

No.

[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

Not that imaginative?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You know what? There's no fucking answer to that. Anything I say you'll turn into another passive-aggressive fucking insult.

[sempreadagio.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to be insulting. Sorry.