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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[This is Mr. Pink, who is currently....

Pissing.

Yes.

Pissing. Against a car, because fuck, the car is his (okay its not his yet but NOW THE WORLD KNOWS that this car belongs to Mr. Pink). He then rubs his chin against the sidemirror.

Fuck off, everyone else.]

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

Man what the fuck is wrong with you.

[Are Pink's pants zipped up again? Please say yes.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Sorry to say. No.]

What do you mean? Everyone needs to know that this shit is mine.

[orangetoughguy]

[Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.]

Oh yeah? Then where are the keys, genius.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I don't need keys. Once they smell it, they'll know.

[orangetoughguy]

Are you even gonna drive that thing?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Don't be fucking stupid.

[Of course not.]