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[pinkeffinprofessional]

The money's on the dresser.

Comments

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

[orangetoughguy]

What the fuck?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[This reply comes after a loooong time]

What?

[orangetoughguy]

She's gonna rob you blind if you let'er pick the money up herself.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You think I'm stupid or something? I don't leave all my fucking money lying around.

[orangetoughguy]

It ain't always the money they're after.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Do you walk your hookers to the door and kiss them goodnight, too?

[orangetoughguy]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It means I watch them take their cash and leave.

[orangetoughguy]

While your lazy ass sits on the wet spot?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Do you really want to know the answer to that?

[Really? Really?]

[orangetoughguy]

Rhetorical question asshole.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Sounded pretty fucking literal to me.

[orangetoughguy]

You're still a lazy fuck who uses hookers.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What, you've never been to one? I bet White has.

[orangetoughguy]

I've had hookers.

[....Because a stripper who decided to give him a little extra and got a bigger tip in return technically counts right?]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Then what the fuck are you going on about? There's no fucking shame in using one. I don't like relationships. They're messy and fucked up, and it's easier not to fuck with it.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't advertise it all over the street man. Have some fuckin' dignity.

[For the hooker.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's a fucking curse, you asshole.

[orangetoughguy]

Bullshit.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Do I usually advertise?

[whitetwoguns]

I didn't take you to be a flat rate kinda guy.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He's not. He works out prices and sets shit up. He's neurotic, okay? But still.]

Surprise.

[whitetwoguns]

I feel compelled to ask whether or not you tipped her.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I don't know where you're from, but where I'm from, you don't tip hookers.

[whitetwoguns]

Hookers everywhere gotta answer to a pimp who expects a rate. Tips would go directly to the girl. Everybody knows that.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Mr. White, the working girl's fucking hero.

[whitetwoguns]

Somebody's gotta do it. It's a pretty fucked up world we lived in, Mr. Pink.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well. Better than waitresses.

[whitetwoguns]

If anything, I'd say they need your money more than waitresses.