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I can't potato believe this. One dumb potato says potato crap about how much I say potato and now all I can potato say is potato.

This is potato shit.

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A little?

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

Magritte was a potato crazy who needed a dose of klonopin.

I'm sure he'd have plenty of potato commentary on your current situation.

Edited 2011-04-27 03:43 (UTC)

Another reason to be glad the potato is dead.

[ Ariande snorts. ]

Do you really say it that often or is this a thinly-disguised cry for help?

Do you always ask people their business or is that a cry for attention?

The former. Your turn.

Only when I'm really potato frustrated.

Pretty abstract for a curse.

Just some smartradish with a stupid idea.

[ Incredulously, like she can't believe what she's just heard: ]

No.

[ Smartradish? Really. ]

[There is a bullet with Rudy's name on it]

Why else do you think I would be talking like this?

No, no, I meant: there's actually more than just 'potato'?

Some kid just added another word.

Potato, I hate kids.

You know. If I were a lesser person, I'd have you saying 'corn on the cob' in a heartbeat.

You don't know me.

Exactly. [ She runs with thieves. Maybe their paranoia was trying to rub itself off on her. ] Which is why I have to be content with potatoes and radishes.

For now.

I have faith in the immaturity of adolescent males to pick up the slack.

Around here, no such thing.

Bull.

Every teenager in this hellhole is either mature and smart and efficient or they're royalty.

[ Okay, she can't actually argue with that. Oh wait, she can-- ]

Royalty doesn't preclude being immature.

The only way these kids fuck up is when they let unicorns out to rampage the potato City.

And no, I'm not kidding.

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