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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I can't potato believe this. One dumb potato says potato crap about how much I say potato and now all I can potato say is potato.

This is potato shit.

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[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

...Which conclusively settles the question, once and for all, of who says po-tay-to and who says po-tah-to. How marvellous.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Oh, potato off.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

I note you still appear to have full use of all the other obscene terms in your vocabulary.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I note you're still a shithead kid.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

In that case, let us remedy both matters at once. I order you to substitute all instances of the word "shit" with "radish" for the duration of this curse.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[There is a pause.]

I'm going to kill you.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Not today, at least.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You think I can't wait?

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

I was merely making a statement of fact.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I hope you're a fast runner.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

And to think I had considered releasing you from the obligation once the point had been made.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Don't pretend.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Considered and summarily discarded, to be specific.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the potato did I do to make you interested, huh? What part of I hate kids is so potato attractive to you?

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

I assume that question is rhetorical, considering you have essentially already answered it yourself.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shouldn't you be trying to summon He-Who-Walks-In-Rows right about now?

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

You read Stephen King.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'd be glad for that baby-eating clown right about now.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Allow me to amend my previous statement of incredulity: you read.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What is wrong with kids? What, you think you're the only special potato snowflake around here? Of course a potato read.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

The capability to engage in an activity and the act of engaging in it are two entirely different things.

And if you are permitted to generalize about the behaviour of all children, I can generalize about the behaviour of all foul-mouthed individuals.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Fine. Generalize all you potato want. But that mouth of yours is way more irritating than anything I've ever said.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

So I've been told.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Better consider that, kid. I may hate kids on principle, but plenty of people who don't will still hate you.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Which incorrectly implies that the opinions of plenty of people have any relevance to me.