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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[The video is of a monkey, banging cymbals incessantly]

Oh for fuck's sake, shut the fuck up!

[The voice comes from off-camera, and then there is a pounce of a cat. The cat takes the monkey apart in two seconds and looks ready to feast on the stuffed shell, which is still valiantly trying to bang together it's arms in warning.

The cat makes a tiny mrr sound and looks at the camera, and rips the monkey's stuffed head off.]

I knew I kept you around for a reason.

[The cat hisses at the man off-screen, and then the camera goes blank.]

Comments

[adamantined]

Did your cat get into a fight with a garbage disposal?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

He came that way.

[adamantined]

From the savage depths of a jungle somewhere, from the looks of it.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[There's a hiss]

Got a problem with my cat, lady?

[adamantined]

No, I think it's exotic.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's a motherfucking monkey killer is what it is.

1/2

[adamantined]

Technically it's a monkey toy killer. I'm not so sure how it would come out against an actual monkey.

[adamantined]

... Actually, I'm willing to bet it'd come out on top.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It would come out on top against most humans, too.

[adamantined]

I think most humans would take one look at it and walk the other direction.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Followed me home.

[adamantined]

It must have been your mutual charm.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Something like that, sure.