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All right, you know, at first this was annoying shit, but I've decided that this crap isn't so bad.

[He's taking a really long drag of a cigarette.]

But lets establish some ground rules. First: I'm not going to stop smoking, I don't care what the fucking sign says. Second: I'm not tipping. I won't stop you but I'm not splitting the tip with you or whatever. Third: I don't do Valentine's Day, and I'm not telling you my fucking star sign.

Now that's in order, go ahead, whoever's next.



[ooc: all kinds of action spam, go ahead!]