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[There is a rhythmic beeping noise in the background]

Who the fuck eats this crap? No wonder people lose weight in the hospital, I'm pretty sure the food at fucking Rikers is better than this shit.

I don't know who defined this crap as pudding but what it is is wallpaper paste.

...[Muttering]...someone better be feeding my goddamn cat.

[This is said with all the intentions that he knows exactly who that someone should be.]