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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Sharkbear.

Armasaurus Rex.

What the fuck, sharkbear!

No, Armasaurus rex!

[Another voice, this one deeper, pipes in]

........What about an elephantwhale? Two biggest things on land and sea.




[ooc: Pink is pink, Orange is orange and White is grey. Threadjacking is a go!]

Comments

[neverplay]

What the fuck's a Armasaurus Rex?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Ask the genius who came up with it.

[orangetoughguy]

Fuck you.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It's not my fault it doesn't make any fucking sense.

[orangetoughguy]

It would sink your Sharkbear.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah but my Sharkbear is actually genetically possible. And he wouldn't suffocate on land.

[orangetoughguy]

A shark has gills asshole.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah but you can't genetically produce something with fucking guns.

[neverplay]

Hey, I think it's pretty awesome.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're just proving his core demographic.

[orangetoughguy]

I bet you she'd kick your Sharkbear's ass up and down with whatever she can dream up.

[neverplay]

A dinosaur with motherfucking guns will beat out a sharkbear any day. I mean, dude, whether the bear's top or bottom, a t-rex can break it in half in a single bite.

[orangetoughguy]

You tell the bastard.

[orangetoughguy]

Tyrannosaurus rex with sub machine guns for arms!

[neverplay]

Dude... that's pretty awesome.

But how's he gonna grab things?

[orangetoughguy]

[Nevermind that Mindy is a kid. No censors here.]

What's he gotta grab anything for? He's motherfucking Armasaurus Rex.

[neverplay]

But they've got to be pretty big, don't they? What about balance? He's gonna be too top-heavy to maneuver himself.

[orangetoughguy]

That's what a tail bumper's for. Make that a spiked tail bumper.

[neverplay]

You sure that's gonna work?

[whitetwoguns]

Ask the kid. He's the one who came up with it.

[neverplay]

What brought this up?

[whitetwoguns]

How disgusting goober is.

[neverplay]

Goober?

[whitetwoguns]

Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.

[neverplay]

Goober's not disgusting.