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[pinkeffinprofessional]

If you don't know who the fuck you're trying to reach, then hang up the fucking phone. If not, leave a message. Try to make it snappy, will you?

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[mintjulep]

I've had blowjobs before.

[ Of course, the thing about Romulan ale is that it really is one drink and you're drunk, so he's trying to figure out why part of him is saying this is a bad idea more than actually saying it's a bad idea. ]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

From a professional?

Girlfriends don't fucking count.

[Or something.]

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[mintjulep]

What about gymnasts?

[ He's guessing wives don't count either. ]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

The kind that win medals?

[This is an important question]

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[mintjulep]

Yeah. She was a Trill and an Olympic gymnast. We met in college.

[ She was in the City over the weekend, too. ]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Consider......]

Okay yeah that counts.

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[mintjulep]

[ And he didn't have to pay for it. Winning! ]

Does that mean we're not going out?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

No, we're still going out.

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[mintjulep]

In that case...

[ Let him have a little more blue booze. ]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Get the booze?

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[mintjulep]

You want to bring it along?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You think someone's gonna wanna steal your blue booze?

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[mintjulep]

I don't know. Maybe?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Nah, people are gonna think it's that blue raspberry crap.

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[mintjulep]

All right then.

[ Into his hands it goes. ]