Don't move him. If the medics are comin' over let him stay where he is. Hurts like a bitch to move.

[He's talking from experience, this kid. As for a story...fuck what does someone say to cover this up? Before he can rethink his words they just come out.]

Tell them I'm recovering from opiate addiction. You don't wanna press charges but if anyone comes around I got blood samples to corroborate the story.