contact;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

If you don't know who the fuck you're trying to reach, then hang up the fucking phone. If not, leave a message. Try to make it snappy, will you?

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[whitetwoguns]

[Door open and not even two steps in the hallway.]

Stop...that gun...at my ...dad...

You got to be fucking me.

[Pink? Uh. Pink? Are you there Pink? Larry falls back and draws his gun.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He hears that and comes out a second later-]

Holy fucking shit.

Holy shit run you asshole!

[God, does Pink hates this town.]

[whitetwoguns]

[Run? Nope. Not a chance. He's gotta take Eddie down just like his papa. This one might be easier.]

Come on, asshole.

[Two guns cocked and firing. Both to the chest. Hopefully this will be less messy...for the old man that is.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

For fuck's sake, are you out of your fucking mind?

[Pink is taking off. Sorry, Larry]

[whitetwoguns]

How else is he 'supposed to go down? Gimme a hand.

[Even as he sees the puff of smoke behind Mr. Pink.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Too late. He's taken off. You're on your own.

But if you run you might be able to catch up with him]

call ][ some days after the clusterfuck of a post BC I WILL FORGET ABOUT IT IF I DONT DO IT HELLO

[medicos]

I need a drink.

Know a place?

[ ooc: this is okay, right? ]

call ][ HELLO

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit.

Yeah I do.

[pause.]

That bad already?

call ][

[medicos]

Don't even. I bet you did the same when you first got here.

call ][

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You can fucking drink to that.

Except I only had a couple of assholes who I still don't know if I like with me. Not my boss.

There's a place called the Coliseum, I'll send you directions.

call ][

[medicos]

[ can you hear the eyeroll seeping through this call. ]

The guy's more like the child I never wanted to have, but we'll skip the details for now.

Thanks.

call ][

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'll meet you in twenty minutes.

You gave me a bottle of Romulan Ale last time you were here, too, if you're desperate.

call ][

[medicos]

Damn.

If I drank some of that already, it must have been pretty bad then.

call ][

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'll tell you one thing, it was a fucking hell of a night.

[Not that he...remembers....most of it.]

call ][

[medicos]

You don't even remember who puked where.

[ calling your bluff, bro. ]

call ][

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The fact that I can't remember it only makes that obvious, doesn't it?

call ][ i love their cr omg

[medicos]

Just a bit.

I'll be there in five. [ wrong. he's gonna be there in ten because he'd get lost. he's got directions and a map but it doesn't mean he still know where every thing is. ]

action ][ the best of friends

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He's waiting at the bar. He even brought a tupperware full of fried chicken because he figures that a: he made it and b: Bones probably hasn't eaten anything decent in forever.

But anyway.

Waiting at the bar, nursing a drink already in the corner of the room]

action ][ (muffled sounds of jim kirk yelling in the distance)

[medicos]

[ well, he's there now, looking as aggravated as he usual does. he sits down across the guy, eyebrows slightly raised in an expression of appraisal. ]

Sorry, I'm late.

I guess this means I owe you next time.

action ][ he can sense the betrayal

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He shrugs and nods over, and the bartender passes another beer over]

Yeah, you can buy the second round.

action ][

[medicos]

That depends on what they count as currency here. Otherwise, you're shit outta luck right now.

action ][

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You haven't seen the rainbow-colored money?

[He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a few coins]

I hear that a long time ago, they didn't have money at all. Everything was free. Then one day this shit rained down from the sky.

That's the kind of crap they pull around here all the fucking time.

action ][

[medicos]

You're kidding me.

[ but those are actual rainbow coins, holy shit. ]

Are out kidnappers children?

action ][

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Not kids. But they have the same color palette.

[He pockets the cash again]

You left some cash last time you were here. Want it back?

[It's a true sign of friendship when Mr. Pink offers your money back]

action ][

[medicos]

Nah, keep 'em.

[ a sign of acceptance of that friendship that mccoy doesn't take it. ]

How long was I - gone? [ that's still weird to say. ] How long was I stuck here?